Patrick Malone
Patrick Malone he was tough as a stone
He drank only grog and jin by the goal
And on a derby he would never lose the ball
'cause he's a drunk and he's Patrick Malone
He’d been drunk for many years
Longer than anyone before
But when he saw a young girl Jenny MacCall
He swore that he'll never drink no more
He married the lovely Jenny
And football he don't play anymore
Unless his sons with him are playing
And he never drank no more
He is happy but... he's no more old Patrick Malone
Author: Bojan Petrović / Boris Rakas